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Death By Chocolate, And Other Junk Food--by Laurie Whyman
Posted On: Thursday 25th August 2011
Summary: There is a woman already weighing as much as a pony, I won;t mention her name as I think she has too much publicity all ready...
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The sad thing about it all is her partner is helping her in her ridiculous quest, which is basically a long and protracted assisted suicide.
The chances are her poor heart will give out from the strain of trying to pump blood around her giant carcass long before she gets heavy enough to qualify, leaving a logistical nightmare for the funeral directors who will have the un enviable task of trying to remove a load of "blubber" from her home, without injuring themselves.
Surely anyone daft enough to embark on such moronic journey should be considered to be clinically insane, and locked up in an asylum where they could be treated for "self harming"?
The expense of doing this would probably be offset by the amount saved by the NHS of not having to treat the diseases directly caused by morbid obesity ie, heart disease,strokes, diabetes, cancers among others.
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